Tuesday, February 28, 2012

A Lil' Ditty

Why you gotta be all vibrate-only?
What's with your distaste for "Only The Lonely"?
You're startin' to smell like a gold-brickin' phony
Like a 3-day-old fish on a log of ancient baloney
the color of moss and a wilting Begoniyee?

You may not be on the level, some kind of 2-bit crony
When I asked you straight out, you got all ice-cold & stony:
Why you gotta be all vibrate-only?
Can't you just do what you gotta and occasionally phone me?
When I ask, "Kazakhstan?" you reply, "No Estoniyee."

(Some call this an annoyance, I just call it some poetry.)

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